its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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