are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I faked an abortion last night.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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