the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
