someone get that fucking seahorse.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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