I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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