He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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