This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
