Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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