just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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