Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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