I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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