i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
