I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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