Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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