Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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