I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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