people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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