Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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