My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
