I'm drive I can fine osifer
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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