My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Send help, water and tortillas.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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