Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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