Already got asked if we're dating
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I AM VODKA MAN
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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