My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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