So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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