My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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