We're facebook friends in real life
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently you make a good broom.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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