I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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