So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cannot find my penis.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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