Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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