it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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