Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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