Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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