i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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