hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
