just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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