Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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