Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so that wasnt chicken after all
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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