theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Randomize
