sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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