every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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