I heard we made out
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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