do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm like, not good at living.
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