i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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