these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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