I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i want to swaddle you in tequila
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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