i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Randomize
