so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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