It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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