did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
