Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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