i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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