you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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