ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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