Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There r osticjed everywhere
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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